Nind Apni bhulakar sulaya hamko,
anshu apne girakar hasaya hamko,
dard kabhi na dena khuda ki us tasvir ko,
zamna kehta hai MA-BAAP jisko
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Dipak Mansukhbhai Sutariya
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2010-05-25 07:53:41
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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye
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Ravinder
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2010-05-24 12:27:27
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valu Ashvin vash.sanvav@gmail.com
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Your Name
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2010-05-24 08:16:34
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Newton in Romantic mood!
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. "
first law:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance."
third law:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
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Abdhesh
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2010-05-23 23:10:12
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pray for the 160 lives of the plane accitent in mangalor. plxz circulate this msg. please dont break this chain. helping hands r better then praying lips...
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sanjay
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2010-05-23 13:46:13
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Subah ki pahli kiran boli:- uth,dekh bahar kya nazara hai. Maine kaha:-ruk pahle SMS kar løon use jo dost sbse pyara hai. Good mornig
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laxminivas
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2010-05-23 11:20:08
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Sapna kabhi Sakar nahi hota, Pyar ka koi Aakar nahi hota, Sub kuch ho Jata hai is Duniya me, Magar Dobara kisi Se sachcha pyar nahi hota
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the Fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye Hum to aapko dost banane wale the magar aap to hamare dil
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abhinay
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2010-05-22 23:05:44
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jo maja sms main hai vo call karne me khain yarrrrrr so send sms
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rakhi
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2010-05-22 17:57:32
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TUJKO BHULAYE HUM. NA TAMANNA HE TUJE RULAE HUM. PAR DUA HE RABSE TUJKO JITNA YAD KARTE H TUJKO UTNA YAD AYE HUM.
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rakhi
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2010-05-22 17:56:55
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
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pusu
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2010-05-22 16:02:09
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sms..sms...sms...sms...funny sms...aur chota sms. sundar sms ,baaaaada ssm,
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sk
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2010-05-22 15:43:10
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Maths Magic:
Ur cell number's
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
ur cell's last no.
TRY
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vikas mittal
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2010-05-22 11:15:03
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