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# संता: मैं और मेरी पत्नी फिल्म देखने गये! हम फिल्म का एक भाग ही देख पाये! बंता: क्यों? आपने दूसरा भाग क्यों नहीं देखा! संता: पहले भाग के बाद स्क्रीन पर लिखा आ गया दूसरा भाग - दो दिन बाद! हम क्या दो दिन सिनेमा हाल में बैठे रहते?


sajjan raj chandel


2010-05-20 16:47:18


Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end...


saiprasad


2010-05-20 15:31:30


Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. It’’s something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I just did it by remembering U! Have a nice day


jay


2010-05-20 13:31:02


Hi, khat likh raha hu khoon se, Sahi mat samjna,jinda hoon tere pyar me murdamat samjna,....


s


2010-05-20 11:20:53


टीचर:- स्टूडेन्ट से पूछती हैं कि तुम स्कूल में लेट क्यों पहुंचे। स्टूडेन्ट:- "सड़क पर एक आदमी का नोट गुम हो गया था " टीचर:- तो तुम क्या, नोट ढून्डने में उसकी मदत कर रहे थे। तब स्टूडेन्ट बोला :- में उस आदमी के चले जाने का वेट कर रहा था, क्योंकि नोट मेरे पैर के नीचे था टीचर:- स्टूडेन्ट से पूछती हैं कि तुम स्कूल में लेट क्यों पहुंचे। स्टूडेन्ट:- "सड़क पर एक आद�


meet


2010-05-19 19:36:16


Time can make u forgate some memories but there will be some memories where we forget time....and those memories wil make the life sweater....


Pankaj Soni


2010-05-19 18:10:33


science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don't walk in the rain,otherwise i may lose a sweet friend like you!!!!!!!!!!


Ravi


2010-05-19 12:52:43


DHAKKAN jevi aankho hati ne,CHUDEL jeva baal,BHENSH jevi kamar hati ne, KAGDA jevi chaal,Joya pachhi Khabar padi...O! Baap re...Aa to Tamaro Maal...


ajgarali


2010-05-19 10:14:51


Tammana Se Nahi Tanhai Se Darte Hain, Pyaar Se Nahi Ruswaai Se Darte Hain, Milne Ki To Bahut Chahat Hai, Par Milne Ke Baad Judaai Se Darte Hain Aap Ko Un Kaa Pataa Ho To, Hamain Butlaayen! Hum Ko Maaloom Naheen Hai, Ki, Hum Kahaan Jaayen! Gum Itne Jada Ho Gaye Kii Mehkhane Kii Sharab Kam Pad Rahii Hain, Andhera Itna Jada Ho Gaya Kii Suraj Kii Roshni Kam Pad Rahii Hain Zakhm Itne Jada Ho Gaye Kii Ek Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Kam Pad Raha Hain, Aansu Itne Jada Ho Gaye Kii Rone Ke Liye Do Aankhen Kam Pad Rahii Hain Pal Pal Ke Riste Ka Vada Hai Aapse, Apnapan Kuch Inta Jyada Hai Aap Se, Na Sochna Ki Bhool Gaye Hum Aapko, Zindagi Bhar Chahenge Yeh Vada Hai Aapse Aaj Bhi Kai Swal Hai Is Dil Mein, Pyar Ka Gam Bejuban Hai Is Dil Main, Kuch Keh Nahi Paata Ye Dil Magar, Ush Dil Ke Liye Aaj Bhi Pyar Hai Is Dil Main.. Gum Itne Jada Ho Gaye Kii Mehkhane Kii Sharab Kam Pad Rah


ajay


2010-05-18 22:36:48


SAJA TUMHE MILEGI HUMARE JAANE KE BAD HAR PAL AANSU CHHALKEGI HUMARI YAAD AANE KE BAD CHOT JIGAR ME LAGEGI CHAHAT JAGNE KE BAD TAB AAKE HUMSE MILOGI HUMARA JANAJA NIKALNE KE BAD KYU TERI KHMOSHI MUJE KHAMOSH KAR JATI HAI KYU TERI UDASI MUJE UDAS KAR JATI HAI KYA RISHTA HAI MERA OR TERA. JO HAR PAL TERI YAAD MUJE TANHA KAR JATI HAI. APNO NE ZAHAR KA JAAM DE DIYA. GAIRON NE BEWAFA KA NAAM DE DIYA. WO JO KEHTE THEY BHUL NA JANA HUME. AAJ UNHONE HI BHARI MEHFIL MEI ANJAAN KEH DIYA. EK LAMBE MEI UNHONE HAMARI ZINDAGI SWARDI. EK LAMBE MEI UNHONE HAMARI ZIDAGI UJADDI


ajay


2010-05-18 22:35:39


so.....................................!! sorry..............................!!


raj


2010-05-18 16:23:56


If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist


Your Name


2010-05-18 15:54:06

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